
Salvaging Hell with One-Liners
January 19, 2026 – Heavy Anchor Got home from PodFest at 8am this morning. Challenging flight. Data center shit to deal with. Then a personal

January 19, 2026 – Heavy Anchor Got home from PodFest at 8am this morning. Challenging flight. Data center shit to deal with. Then a personal

Uneventful day on paper, but everything is loading for next week. Studio setup for the new show. Golden Hoosier Open Mic on Sunday. Big podcast

Life’s hard.Which is fucking weird. I didn’t ask for half the shit I’m trying to climb out of, and now that I’m out, it feels

Started 2026 with my neighbor questioning my life choices. Taking out trash as I’m heading to the office: “Working your life away on New Year’s

Regular day at work. Golden Cox Awards outreach finally started. Two thousand comedians over the next thirty days. If I get fifty to a hundred

First time at Helium, I didn’t get on. That’s fine.I thought Steve’s was running their showcase and honestly, I didn’t want to go out at

Didn’t want to do any of it tonight. Not a single fucking bit.Fever finally broke around 4 a.m. Still felt like hell. But I went.

I wish I had recorded the conversation I was having with myself on the drive home tonight. There was good stuff there. The kind of

Today hit before the sun even came up. I was at the office this morning when my wife texted me and it took me a